The Adventures of Robert "Bavarian Bob" Tucker
by Robert and Syndia Tucker
Reprinted from "Crown Jewels of the Wire", July 1999, page 23
The quiet stillness drapes the sheer rock walls that jut skyward in powerful
majesty, defying the laws of nature with their serene heights while the gentle
snows of winter silently fall and wrap the living things frozen in delicate
white crystals; yet even the crags seem to shiver from the winter nymph's
chilling caress and the blanket of snow sleds in horrific torrents off the stoic
faces of these sculpted battlements. The sky turns colder still as the clouds
part before the breath of Diana who half aglow comes into view from the eastern
horizon and the stars twinkle with such beauty to be taken for diamonds and
pearls caught in a sea of black velvet ready for the mortal hand to pluck if
only one could reach just a wee bit higher. The next day wrought even more snows
as if the gods were amused at the havoc they bring to the mortals scurrying and
skidding about in their pursuit of life's little pleasures that revolve around a
warm meal and a toasty fire's glow while the winds howl unabated outside the
shuttered windows and barred doors, for the chill comes through any crack with
the whine of a wrath and the teeth of a hungry wolf that tears at the skin and
seeds chills deep within the soul. For the( better part of a day did we tarry
so, in the warmth of Garmisch and feasting on the sights and sounds of Bavaria
until the clouds parted once again and the chilled and clammy radiance of the
sun began to melt the smashed flakes trodden into long gray rows upon the hard
black roads and we took heart, sending our bright red flame into the sea of
autos that were heading every which way but no where fast.
The day grew cheery,
the twisted roads over a pass or two were but wet and the tires held true, never
once swaying from their course. Then there was Oberammergau and the ice and
small streets that wind about as the wind swirls past the lofty spires of gray-black limestone high above the essence of Bavaria. And on the
"Flame" fled, out across the plain that lays nearly flat before the
mighty mountains as does the sea before the shore or the hound before its
master, and from this visage one first sees the marble white walls, bold
turrets, and grandeur of the fairy book castle of Neuschwanstein. The mind
swoons and the car swerves, the eyes drink in the castle and view in awe of a
madman's dream or a genius fantasy gone wild.
All that is left is to climb the
several hundreds of meters up the steep winding road, dodging piles of horse
droppings and snow blobs and the castle walls are yours. The inside is
magnificent with carvings, stones, paintings, and art. And the craftsmen poured over the dream with a passion
caught from the owner of this fair place. Now if they would only turn the heat
on!
And the poor Germans are failing to the guile of the wily Americans and the
lure of fast food and goofy sayings on clothing. There are McDonalds all over
this fair country, a McChicken is understood in all languages. I don't know how
many American football teams come here but the shirts and coats with the
official logo are everywhere as well as shirts with the numerous TV characters
and English slogans like "NO FEAR" adorn many a T-shirt. And we
Americans slink about trying not to look American. Now the real allure to McD is
the free bathroom. A tradition even the pay as you go Germans can't break. We
have managed to mark many of these fair arches on the map, opposed to throwing
the kids out into the weeds at the side of the road (at which they are well
accomplished even at their age) or digging into a purse for one more 50p coin.
We made it through the town of Nordling en, where the meteorite smashed into the
fair earth some 14.8 million years ago. It was a bit too chilly to attack the
town walls and the clouds hung at the top of the 300 foot tower which kept us
from seeing the surrounding old lake bed. The church, tower, and many buildings
are built of suevite, the rock made from pulverized sandstone and limestone that
resolidified. So we stayed in the museum and then let the "Flame" (our
red van) guide us about the town several times trying to see as many one way
streets as possible going the wrong direction. It is amazing what American
plates on a car will let you do. We were the only Americans we saw there and so
we were cut a bit of slack.
Thanksgiving was wonderful -- celebrated in Bavaria.
Syndia cooked a big turkey before T-day and we had the boss and a lonely captain
over for dinner. It was a great feast. We got to chew on turkey for several days
and then it was off to Garmisch on a 4 day pass. We are in the charge around
mode, even in the chill and gray skies.
My boss wanted a good run on Monday so
we ended up going about 5.5 miles. Not too bad unless you throw in the busiest
street in Heidelberg as one mile of the adventure. We always seem to end up on
the Hauptstrasse (Main street) where a bazillion people are looking into shops,
buying food, going to class, (the oldest university in Germany is right there
too) as well as magnificent churches and did I mention the castle and all the
tourists? It is a feat beyond my wildest expectations to put the brain to all
this triangulation and best fits and trying not to run over anyone or into
anything while admiring 400 year old buildings and treading where poets once
pondered the verse and great minds bantered ideas about or where cannons once
belched fire and destruction on the lovely castle perched on the hill, and there's a loose dog and a guy with a dangling cigarette! Three
of us did the frigid run again, much to the mirth of the Germans.
It is now
Saturday night. I ordered insulators and the insulators arrived on Friday safe
and sound from the U.S. The CD 126 and 126.3 with the great embossing are
perfect. The CD 126 will go to Marion, our dear friend who has taken it upon
himself to help my habit/hobby into new wonders while we are here. He and his
wife Lucina live near Stuttgart. Last year we kept their daughter, Maggie, for
her junior year of high school as an exchange student. It was really neat to get
the assignment here in Heidelberg and to be so close to them. So far we have
conquered several castles, a gasthaus and outdoor cafe, caves, and similar
adventures while keeping an eye out for insulators. They got us several pieces
from Poland, right off his mothers farm house. He had three varieties of CD 472
one of which is not in Marilyn's book. I sent her the same picture of the three
similar pieces. (Mind you, they speak no English and my German is OK and getting
better). Marion also went to the local electrical station house and there were
barrels of insulators. He grabbed as many as he could easily carry. Among these
gems are CD 470s and CD 600s. There are the CD 470 (EIV) with a smooth wire
groove and others have a small ridge around the skirt. This too is different
than any shown in Marilyn's book. There is a picture of this piece. This ridge
looks like that found on a CD 600. Thee molds are all three piece. It looks like
they took the top from a CD 470 and used the base of a CD 600. This would remove
the top saddle. Both insulator types are N 95, rated for the same type service.
One small problem, one is French and the other German.
The other pictures are from our travels about. I have not been able to find
the people at home or the correct people to ask to try to get some of these
pieces from their perches. It will be a challenge to get one of the Johnny Balls
but that is a goal.
"Johnny Balls in service"
I have had some success getting insulators from the American Kassems and I
have half the engineer community across Germany looking for me. I did find some
old white ceramic pieces in a junk pile near Mannheim. All these insulators are
a challenge to get off the smooth steel pegs with either some fibrous material
holding the post and the insulator together or a plastic insert that fits into
the threads and is jammed onto the peg. I tried twisting (a pipe wrench and not
scratching the oak table we got in a small town near Fort Sheridan is a real
challenge), freezing (hoping the coefficient of contraction would be enough to
let me win out, all I got was really cold hands), PAM (which worked on two fiberfill and otherwise made a gooey mess as
it dripped off the peg), pounding with a hammer on the lower nut and hoping to
pull the smooth peg out of its strangle hold within the threads, (most effective
but oh so very noisy and what a work out), and finally just slow digging, one
fiber or chunk of plastic at a time (effective method but slow and I won't say
how long it takes to resharpen one of Syndia's better knives).
Several cities in our travels have these gems.
Hirshhorn home built in 1600-1700's with small ceramic insulators.
Ceramic insulator on home in Hirshhorn,
town east of Heidelberg on the Neckar
River.
Overhead on a street near the rail station in Altingen,
25 miles south of
Stuttgart. CD 470's -- either EIV 95 of ESA 95.
CD 449's in Altingen and (below) other CD 449's and
their ceramic
counterparts with and without "marker" stripes.
Old house in Auerbach with ceramic pintypes and
"two-finger" and
"three-finger" lead-in wall through insulators.
The pounding
method required holding the jewel in one hand and aiming the rock hammer with
the other to strike a 1 cm² area on a mangled 2 inch nut. The left hand had to
absorb the blow and keep the piece from whacking the sink. This anvil chorus
took place in the kitchen no less between the hours of 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. only.
It took several weeks to get the mess all cleaned up. Meanwhile, I have
insulators in various states of undress if you will all over the small kitchen,
a piece or two still in the freezer and the smell of PAM emanating from the
pegs. Syndia is so very patient. The kids got to help a lot and I bored Katie
with the physics and force - I forget that kids only want to learn what the
teacher is studying. We are into biology this year, force and momentum were last
year. There will be an article forthcoming with some pictures of the kids. Take
care. You are always welcome if you need to see some off the beaten path places.
We went into France one day -- what a bust, the kids wanted to get back home to
Germany. T-bars and Gingerbread jewels will be the only way to get me there.
Syndia speaks French, so Monet's gardens here we come.
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